Posted on July 6th, 2010Do You Have Any Regrets?
Q: Do you have any regrets?
-- asked by anishak
A: Sure I do, but if I were to give back the regretful experience, I'd also have to give back the lesson I learned from it, in which case I'd be primed to make the same mistake over again once...
Posted on July 7th, 2010What Would You Do for a Klondike Bar?
Q: What would you do for a klondike bar?
-- asked by whatsimada
A: Not all that much. But I'd sell all the blood I can continue to live without for a big box of hollowed out Klondike chocolate shells.
Posted on July 9th, 2010A Very Important Announcement
Posted on July 12th, 2010Pandora
I love Pandora for many reasons, but I just discovered another. Whatever the compression algorithm they use, it completely distorts the overall mix of the song. Bass disappears, treble thins and certain midrange frequencies come to life, completely...
Posted on July 12th, 2010My Friend Tony Just Joined My Gym...
My friend Tony just joined my gym after being a guest there for a while....
Posted on July 13th, 2010Simple.
I wish that when I was younger I could have met my current self. We would have sat down at a coffee shop so that I could explain life to young me in terms that only we would understand. It would have saved me a lot of hardship.
You can listen...
Posted on July 13th, 2010Ambigram Logo Design by John Langdon
Ambigram logo design by John Langdon. An ambigram is a typographical design or artform that may be read as one or more words not only in its form as presented, but also from another viewpoint, direction, or orientation.
Posted on July 14th, 2010Tony Won't Drink Coconut Water
Because he watched "Castaway" and reasons that Tom Hanks had to knock his own decayed tooth out with an ice skating blade because of drinking too much coconut water. Genius on negative several levels.
Posted on July 14th, 2010
Posted on July 15th, 2010Fruit Ninja HD
My favorite app Fruit Ninja is now available in full screen For the iPad. I knew multiplayer was coming but I thought it would have been over wifi. What they came up with is better. Both games are played on the same pad, symmetrically laid out...
Posted on July 15th, 2010
Posted on July 16th, 2010One of Those Nights...
blairsings:
Where I just wish someone would text me and say, "Yo, come hang out".
I don't want to text the boy because I want him to put in effort and if he doesn't, welp, there you go. Not that interested.
Don't want to text the ex for...
Posted on July 17th, 2010And That's Exactly How You Make People Forget
"...and that's exactly how you make people forget - keep parsing the facts in half while folding in newer, harder to understand information until no one piece of data serves as a salient point anymore. Think of it as dispersant on a mental oil...
Posted on July 20th, 2010The Woman
Sometimes I get the itch to go out for a drink thinking I might miss meeting the woman of my dreams, but then I realize the woman of my dreams isn't at a bar at 12:36 on a Wednesday morning. No, the woman of my dreams is asleep in bed with her...
Posted on July 21st, 2010Music is My Outlet...
"Music is my outlet, but Jones Beach is my inlet."
- Me. See you JB goers soon...
Posted on July 22nd, 2010
Posted on July 22nd, 2010
Posted on July 23rd, 2010Lights
I'm really really really digging this Lights acoustic album right now.
This is me telling you about this band artist called Lights.
This is you telling me "uh, YAAAHHHH... You never heard them her before?"
This is me telling you to ease up,...
Posted on July 23rd, 2010Re: Lights
walex:
This is me, and probably 200 of people along with me, tell you that Lights is just one girl. Not a band.
And yeah, the EP is awesome.
I don't care who you are, if you're performing music with other human beings and go by a word or...
Posted on July 24th, 2010Hit
Listening to Train play "Hey Soul Sister" from backstage. What a massive hit. Yea, it's on the radio pretty constantly, but a hit song is all about the way the crowd reacts to it. There's nothing like the reward of making the air swirl around...
Posted on July 25th, 2010Bed
My whole life I've hated going to bed. I like falling asleep instead. Falling asleep is so much better than going to bed because you don't get tangled up in the logistics. Falling asleep happens for you, even if it means waking up at eight to...
Posted on July 26th, 2010
Posted on July 26th, 2010Behind the Scenes Awesomeness
Behind the scenes awesomeness.
(via www.aintitcool.com, for all you nitpickers.)
Posted on July 27th, 2010Halo (1)
I miss the days when all I would do in my free time was play the first version of (the video game) Halo. The game was perfect. It was so balanced in terms of risk vs reward you could lose yourself in it for hours, if not days. People would plan...
Posted on July 6th, 2010Tickets for Charity
The 2010 Battle Studies Summer Tour kicks off in just 10 days, and we wanted to give you a last minute chance to sit in the front row while doing something for a good cause.
Tickets for Charity now has front row and VIP ticket packages for...
Posted on July 23rd, 2010FUSE Presents: John Mayer at The Beacon Encores
FUSE will run encores of "John Mayer Live From The Beacon Theatre" this weekend, on Sunday 7/25 at 3pm EDT and 10pm EDT. Check fuse.tv for your local airings!
Posted on August 19th, 2010VH1 SAVE THE MUSIC TO HONOR JOHN MAYER
On Monday, November 8th, The VH1 Save The Music Foundation will honor seven-time Grammy Award winner John Mayer, as well as The ASCAP Foundation, to mark thirteen years of restoring music education programs in America’s public schools with a Gala celebration in New York.
Posted on August 31st, 2010BATTLE STUDIES EXPANDED EDITION
Available on October 5th, Battle Studies Expanded Edition adds video of John's recent VH1 Storytellers broadcast plus two intimate acoustic performances from his personal travels to Japan in May 2010. Pre-order here from Amazon.ca.
DVD tracklisting...
Posted on August 31st, 2010JOHN LIVE FROM RED ROCKS ON USTREAM
Tune in to ustream.tv/johnmayer tomorrow night, Wednesday September 1st, at 8:45pm MDT (10:45pm EDT, 7:45pm PDT) to catch John Mayer Live in concert from the legendary Red Rocks Amphitheater in Morrison, CO. You can also tune in to the show...
Follow @johncmayer- Red Rocks, you were amazing tonight. 10k people driving 45 minutes into town on a one lane road to come sing along. Thank you!
about 9 hours ago from Twittelator - gotta go get ready.... see you out there soon! (#johnmayerlive live at http://ustre.am/g2KH )
about 14 hours ago from Ustream.TV - got a great set list going tonight. (#johnmayerlive live at http://ustre.am/g2KH )
about 14 hours ago from Ustream.TV - YO YO (#johnmayerlive live at http://ustre.am/g2KH )
about 14 hours ago from Ustream.TV - @Lefsetz thanks man. It's a lot more uncomfortable than it looks.
about 15 hours ago from Twittelator - John Mayer Live at Red Rocks Sept 1st 8:45pm(MST)! (Broadcasting live at http://ustre.am/g2KH)
about 17 hours ago from Ustream.TV - The new Arcade Fire record isn't supposed to be good. If you don't understand you're not supposed to. #hipstersalreadyhateme
about 2 days ago from Twittelator - @Lefsetz thanks. Didn't I play that on acoustic though? And don't you have a blog on how much I "get it" to write? (please?)
about 2 days ago from Twittelator - Loving the iPad keyboard dock. We're just steps away from creating the fully functional laptop computer!!! (I do love it.)
about 2 days ago from Twittelator - Please - I’m not out to please everybody - I’ve actually been out to try not to displease anybody, and that’s... http://tumblr.com/xlrh83vk3
about 3 days ago from Tumblr - Photo: nickholmes: (via peterfromtexas) http://tumblr.com/xlrh7tzej
about 3 days ago from Tumblr - Photo: Inspiration Station http://tumblr.com/xlrh7s6aw
about 3 days ago from Tumblr - Photoset: Day off in Salt Lake City, UT… Milling around the Apple store, met a guy named Ben who said he had... http://tumblr.com/xlrh7qz6s
about 3 days ago from Tumblr - 9 more shows left. Pulling the goalie on diet and exercise. Will resume on September 12. Emotional eating: YES!!
about 3 days ago from Twittelator - Just learned Pareto's Rule of Partying: 80 percent of noise comes from 20 percent of guests. Brilliant, @bobreynolds!!
about 4 days ago from Twittelator - XO RT @tazkitty I do not typically use this word but in this case it is apropos E P I C @johncmayer & @keithurban show @ Gorge!!
about 5 days ago from Twittelator - Love you and everyone who came out! XO RT @_Val_K @KeithUrban @johncmayer thank you for the concert of my dreams. Love you both!
about 5 days ago from Twittelator - Just had the time of my life playing in @keithurban's set. Now listening to him CRUSH IT. You have got to see this guy's show.
about 5 days ago from web - Intolerance - I feel like anybody who is against the building of an Islamic Cultural Center near Ground Zero... http://tumblr.com/xlrgzx0ro
about 5 days ago from Tumblr - Photo: Wish You Were Here http://tumblr.com/xlrgzvqqx
about 5 days ago from Tumblr - Can't wait to play The Gorge with @keithurban tonight. Resisting the need to use exclamation points. But It's gonna ROCK!!!!!
about 5 days ago from web - Photo: Keith Urban http://tumblr.com/xlrgzv0g5
about 5 days ago from Tumblr - Video: 20 Years ago today, the world lost one of the best guitar players of all time, Stevie Ray Vaughan.... http://tumblr.com/xlrgv1mks
about 7 days ago from Tumblr - Huffington Post FULL OF SHIT? (Yes!) - Ahh, Huffington Post, the internet Death Star. The world’s first... http://tumblr.com/xlrgspa1k
about 7 days ago from Tumblr - RT @tonyheld RT @13thwitness the ultimate recognition...http://bit.ly/a0JEzv courtesy of @johncmayer #epicshit
about 8 days ago from Twittelator - A friend texted a gal: "Take a photo like that again, but push against each other so they smush. :)" #classact
about 9 days ago from Twittelator - Battle Studies Tour Vs Los Angeles, round 2 tonight. Feeling extra good about it.
about 9 days ago from Twittelator - Not only did @bradmehldau fly out to play some songs at Hollywood Bowl, he did it on the eve of his 40th BDay!! Amazing.
about 10 days ago from Twittelator - Because annoying haters is fun. RT @Its_Hayley Oh @JohnCMayer, why do you have to be so damn talented and sexy?
about 12 days ago from Twittelator - What's the video where the kid is on a multiplayer game and starts screaming and running early? Want to show the room party.
about 13 days ago from Twittelator - What are you looking to do, guy, pawn it or sell it?
about 13 days ago from Twittelator - What are your concerns with this piece?
about 13 days ago from Twittelator - Photo: Last night I had a dream I asked Bob Dylan if he was working on a new album, to which he replied... http://tumblr.com/xlrg8nz70
about 14 days ago from Tumblr - Tumblr - Tumblr should just change it’s name to “Reblogged: Soupsoup” and get it over with. http://tumblr.com/xlrg8nixm
about 14 days ago from Tumblr - Last Night http://tumblr.com/xlrg8ngl0
about 14 days ago from Tumblr - While I'm playing the Hollywood Bowl, @realjeffreyross will be smoking it.
about 14 days ago from Twittelator - "I've seen it all but I was too fucked up to remember it." - @realjeffreyross, 90 seconds ago.
about 14 days ago from Twittelator - Look, just because it itches doesn't mean it stinks.
about 14 days ago from Twittelator - Guys, I'm about to post this POWER remix I made for Kanye... Just a few moreFUUUUUCK. #havetofollowusboth
about 14 days ago from Twittelator - If you miss the first 148 minutes of Inception, you won't understand a thing that's going on. #cametoolatetogetin
about 14 days ago from Twittelator - Hollywood Bowl With Brad Mehldau - This Sunday night’s show at the Hollywood Bowl will feature a mini-set of... http://tumblr.com/xlrg7446a
about 14 days ago from Tumblr - Photo: Hey, Isaac… John doll had his own seat on the plane! Thanks again. http://tumblr.com/xlrg5fcwq
about 15 days ago from Tumblr - Photo: My friend Isaac made me this doll of myself. I think he captured my “guitar face” perfectly. http://tumblr.com/xlrg5f8pj
about 15 days ago from Tumblr - Falling asleep next to your guitar is never corny. In fact I think it's sort of beautiful.
about 15 days ago from Twittelator - Let's go do some paperwork.
about 16 days ago from Twittelator - Look, at the end of the day, I brush my teeth, wash my face, climb into bed and fall asleep.
about 16 days ago from Twittelator - I also can't throw a 95 mph fastball anymore. I think it's because I got in a fight and broke my good luck necklace.
about 16 days ago from Twittelator - Ladies and gentlemen, I am no longer funny on Twitter. Literally 15 attempts to write a thought dashed by my own deleting. :(
about 16 days ago from Twittelator - Just learned that when ordering a drink, a "twist" of orange is different than a slice or wedge. Twist = just the rind.
about 17 days ago from Twittelator - Photo: Revered photographer James Nachtwey, at his “Aftershock” Gallery opening in New York City. http://tumblr.com/xlrfyrb0g
about 17 days ago from Tumblr - Photo: Blackjack on the plane. Breath Savers as $10 chips. http://tumblr.com/xlrfwswn6
about 18 days ago from Tumblr - Amen!! RT @drh3 Indy brought it..... and we rocked it until they made us quit
about 18 days ago from Twittelator - Chicago! Planning a big show tonight... Can't wait to see ya.
about 19 days ago from Twittelator - Planning something so beautiful for the Hollywood Bowl show... Stay tuned...
about 19 days ago from Twittelator - Late night one man introspective no-blinking all thinking cereal party.
about 20 days ago from Twittelator - Today's word of the day was fetid.
about 20 days ago from Twittelator - http://bit.ly/9Sf6Ha Come On The Tour Bus!!!!!
about 20 days ago from web - I just got traded to Cleveland. Signed a 24-hour provisional contract with the Cavs for my concert tomorrow night.
about 21 days ago from Twittelator - Photo: Zach and Me http://tumblr.com/xlrfgbmdn
about 23 days ago from Tumblr - Photo: Zach Anner http://tumblr.com/xlrfgagjt
about 23 days ago from Tumblr - True story: I get wasted and order products from Knife Show for my friends. Tony gets a $35.00 katana blade. Item no. CCN-10100.
about 25 days ago from Twittelator - Yo Twitter, you up? Need to talk to you. Let me know if
I shouldn't come over. On the way to you now. Need to fall asleep with you.
about 25 days ago from Twittelator - recent over the top shows: Boston, Saratoga "Oh my GAWD, (rik) OH mY GAWD (rik) OH MY GAWD!" amazing.
about 25 days ago from Twittelator - I have found the key to a happy life is to surround myself with like-minded people who agree with me constantly.
about 26 days ago from Twittelator - Not until gays in California can mar- what? They can? Holy fu- cool! Then no. RT @sarasicherman can you like, marry me? please?
about 26 days ago from Twittelator - About to drink one more beer while attacking the Sunday puzzle on iPad. Suck it hard, '89 Crüe.
about 26 days ago from Twittelator - I love Fri/Sat night texts on tour. Them: "at (name of bar) where r u?" Me: "in my bunk doing the NYT crossword. Have fun though."
about 26 days ago from Twittelator - @lights the only thing more remarkable than your landing a Twitter account with your first name is your acoustic album. River!
about 26 days ago from Twittelator - About to hit the stage after a lovely day in Boston hanging with some HS music students at the Berklee 5-week summer sessions.
about 27 days ago from Twittelator - Photo: carlmayer: http://tumblr.com/xlrf31084
about 28 days ago from Tumblr - nickholmes: Nick, you are down for 4 tickets as of this moment. No Joke. I saw this episode of Parks and... http://tumblr.com/xlrf1o40v
about 28 days ago from Tumblr - Video: nickholmes: This is precisely the reason why, in my future household, I will be changing the wifi... http://tumblr.com/xlrf11c37
about 28 days ago from Tumblr - Photo: Noted. http://tumblr.com/xlrezj85e
about 29 days ago from Tumblr - RT @ben_mayer Just had my lawyer read over the 92-page iTunes contract. He told me to agree to the Terms & Conditions and that I'm an idiot.
about 29 days ago from Twittelator - Photo: Dedication to an Ideal http://tumblr.com/xlreywzkx
about 29 days ago from Tumblr - Photo: Duke http://tumblr.com/xlreyw5fo
about 29 days ago from Tumblr - Photo: GPOYW - (Gratuitous Picture of Yourself at Woodstock) Standing in the exact spot Jimi Hendrix did when... http://tumblr.com/xlreyshdz
about 29 days ago from Tumblr - "In one way, I suppose, I have been “in denial” for some time, knowingly burning the candle at both ends..." http://tumblr.com/xlreyq4al
about 29 days ago from Tumblr - If you haven't seen Inception yet, DO SO! Then, look at this chart: http://tumblr.com/xlrevwzk1
more than 1 month ago from Tumblr - http://bit.ly/b2wWIA Silly.
more than 1 month ago from web - Photo: Look what I just got… No, not the brand new Rolex green dial/green bezel Submariner, silly… JM silly... http://tumblr.com/xlrevbz9o
more than 1 month ago from Tumblr - The 8/31 end of combat will be the 9/1 beginning of making sure our troops come home to a US that cares for them. Believe that.
more than 1 month ago from Twittelator - Does anyone know a good method of reactivating dried out moist flushable towelettes? #neverhome
more than 1 month ago from Twittelator - Photo: Wiffle Ball Home Run Derby http://tumblr.com/xlrer4knp
more than 1 month ago from Tumblr - I just woke up from a dream about drinking water. When you get to live your dreams, your actual dreams are boring as shit.
more than 1 month ago from Twittelator - I wonder how much money it costs to get my name on an arena. I want to play the Horsehung Awesome Listener Center.
more than 1 month ago from Twittelator - Great one at "Jiffy Lube Live" amphitheater. Everyone got a sticker on their windshield to them know the next time to get rocked.
more than 1 month ago from Twittelator - If there's one piece of advice I can give you, it's to invest in Physical Gold. Not the metal, my new dance studio.
more than 1 month ago from Twittelator - We all want to have the time of our lives without freaking out. I say FREAK OUT. Accept anxiety and it will disappear.
more than 1 month ago from Twittelator - Something big is happening at these shows. I'm playing music and asking the crowd if they feel like I do... We all feel the same.
more than 1 month ago from Twittelator - I want to start an internet TV network. I could do it with $10k. And a bunch of kids with fake mustaches just grabbing faders and pointing.
more than 1 month ago from Twittelator - reverby keyboard jams. Get IN HERE! http://www.ustream.tv/channel/apartment-sessions
more than 1 month ago from web - Night Cats!!! playing live now. http://www.ustream.tv/channel/apartment-sessions
more than 1 month ago from web - Photo: The Situation http://tumblr.com/xlreit7ry
more than 1 month ago from Tumblr - @Photogenx not restrictive!!! Fixed 35mm is liberating!
more than 1 month ago from Twittelator - Internet color code relative to your IQ. If somebody talks junk about you, just think "I don't listen to what light blues have to say."
more than 1 month ago from Twittelator - How about "Internet Ink"... Over the course of a day the text gets lighter and lighter until the post is unreadable.
more than 1 month ago from Twittelator - @petewentz my money's on Sub Zero!
more than 1 month ago from Twittelator - I have the Tri-Star Pictures fanfare theme stuck in my head. Now you do, too.
more than 1 month ago from Twittelator - @samantharonson there r 2 "we"s in this country. The we as 1 unit and the we as a collection of 1s. I love the 1s...
more than 1 month ago from Twittelator - @samantharonson the aggregate needs a shit ton of help.
more than 1 month ago from Twittelator - Replies are on fire. Apparently you want great art but you'd prefer it come from someone exactly like you. Good luck with that.
more than 1 month ago from Twittelator - If you knocked Kanye when it was convenient, I trust you to stick to it and stay seated when his next shit hits the clubs.
more than 1 month ago from Twittelator - Fact is, @kanyewest and I have a lot in common. All our BS is external with goodness inside, as opposed to the other way around...
more than 1 month ago from Twittelator - Yo, @kanyewest, welcome to twitter. Try not to use it as a marketing device. Tweeps will see through it. Give them YOU.
more than 1 month ago from Twittelator - Is it bad luck to write that? Like now there's a bigger chance it won't happen?
more than 1 month ago from Twittelator - Sometimes it bums me out that I'll never get to see my own guts.
more than 1 month ago from Twittelator - Cincinnati, you rocked so hard tonight I want to hump inanimate objects. 14,000 strong sharing in some amazing joy. THANK YOU.
more than 1 month ago from Twittelator - Photo: Jack Bauer, coolest dog ever. http://tumblr.com/xlre9n9ug
more than 1 month ago from Tumblr - Lots of beautiful ladies in NYC this afternoon. #backonmygrind
more than 1 month ago from Twittelator - Crazy storm this afternoon. Took out a lot of stage gear. :( I can only imagine two pigeons high fiving over a weather machine.
more than 1 month ago from Twittelator - Sorry, Hershey. See you soon. RT @mickmgmt #johnmayer - Hershey Postponed To 8/5 - http://tinyurl.com/24l3fcp
more than 1 month ago from Twittelator - I've heard lots of references today to "capris" "manpris" and "clam diggers" but the correct terminology is "high-water" pants.
more than 1 month ago from Twittelator - Weekly Afro-Cuban night on XM channel 70. If you have satellite, give it an hour and see if you don't love it.
more than 1 month ago from Twittelator - walex: I don’t care who you are, if you’re performing music with other human beings and go by a word or words... http://tumblr.com/xlre2y7yk
more than 1 month ago from Tumblr - Lights - I’m really really really digging this Lights acoustic album right now. This is me telling you about... http://tumblr.com/xlre2w7k5
more than 1 month ago from Tumblr - Thanks to everyone who came out to the Today Show this morning. Huge turnout! We're crazy tired but we're crazy tired together.
more than 1 month ago from web - Stay tuned to the Today Show after my performance. I'll be sharing some healthy and delicious summer BBQ recipes.
more than 1 month ago from Twittelator - I like playing the Today Show as much as I dislike waking up to play the Today Show. That is to say very, very much.
more than 1 month ago from Twittelator - Photo: Manson and Evan Rachel Wood, Los Angeles http://tumblr.com/xlre16c8c
more than 1 month ago from Tumblr - seananigans: http://tumblr.com/xlre13zvr
more than 1 month ago from Tumblr - Photo: Futura http://tumblr.com/xlre0fomx
more than 1 month ago from Tumblr - Met a kid from my high school tonight who said that I passed him a note in 1995 that read "The Power Rangers all have diarrhea."
more than 1 month ago from Twittelator - Backstage waiting to play! RT @ediesedgwick712 In my seat waiting for @johncmayer!! http://myloc.me/9ykEM
more than 1 month ago from Twittelator - @rahleighh I understand your plight and I'm "whipping" something up now.
more than 1 month ago from mobile web - If you're coming to the Jones Beach show tonight, turn your geo-tagging on when you tweet. I wanna talk to tailgaters.
more than 1 month ago from Twittelator - "Music is my outlet, but Jones Beach is my inlet." - Me. See you JB goers soon… http://tumblr.com/xlrdw4sti
more than 1 month ago from Tumblr - Talk to me about lycopene.
more than 1 month ago from Twittelator - Riboflavin: Do I Need More?
more than 1 month ago from Twittelator - Tune in tomorrow (Wed) at 4pm EST for a live tour of the backstage at Jones Beach. ustream.tv/johnmayer
more than 1 month ago from Twittelator - I'm at karaoke night at Cipriani listening to a dude with way too much money to be singing "Fight The Power." #lifeastheatre
more than 1 month ago from Twittelator - YOU KNOW THIS! RT @ThisHarvestMoon @johncmayer yep and best fans, too!
more than 1 month ago from Twittelator - VA beach, you were amazing. I don't mean to sound cocky but I have the best band a. on the road and b. I've ever played with.
more than 1 month ago from Twittelator - Then I'd write something underneath like "BP announces fix."
more than 1 month ago from Twittelator - If I were a political cartoonist I'd draw the busted oil pipe in the gulf with a giant busted oil pipe-shaped rubber bumper on it.
more than 1 month ago from Twittelator - "…and that’s exactly how you make people forget - keep parsing the facts in half while folding in newer,..." http://tumblr.com/xlrdlxqu1
more than 1 month ago from Tumblr - blairsings: I’ve been reading blairsings for a while now, and while I usually wouldn’t get engaged in the... http://tumblr.com/xlrdl1n6p
more than 1 month ago from Tumblr - I'm looking to blog, but only in extremely short, timely bursts. Any suggestions?
more than 1 month ago from web - Photo: GPOYW - Chicago, 2007. http://tumblr.com/xlrdfs0z1
more than 1 month ago from Tumblr - Broadcasting live now! See me at http://www.ustream.tv/channel/ask-tony-held
more than 1 month ago from Ustream - Video: Ambigram logo design by John Langdon. An ambigram is a typographical design or artform that may be... http://tumblr.com/xlrddda53
more than 1 month ago from Tumblr - Simple. - I wish that when I was younger, I could have met my current self. We would have sat down at a... http://tumblr.com/xlrdbn94i
more than 1 month ago from Tumblr - Flowers for Tony http://bit.ly/cSF0Q0
more than 1 month ago from web - "Move, bitch, get out 'the way!!" How RUDE. What about being polite and saying "excuse me, bitch, but may I get by you?" Manners.
more than 1 month ago from Twittelator - Video: A Very Important Announcement. http://tumblr.com/xlrd3on29
more than 1 month ago from Tumblr - Stay tuned for a very special announcement to be made in the next hour.
more than 1 month ago from Twittelator - RT @GhostPanther Why is no one talking about absence of state income tax in FLA as a huge factor in LeBron James decision to go to the Heat?
more than 1 month ago from Twittelator - RT @Leica_Camera Help @AICR & follow @Leica_Camera! Every follower=€.50 donation. 10K followers by July 9=extra €1,000 donation!
more than 1 month ago from Twittelator - whatsimada asked: What would you do for a klondike bar? http://tumblr.com/xlrcyepq1
more than 1 month ago from Tumblr - anishak asked: Do you have any regrets? http://tumblr.com/xlrcvnhm9
more than 1 month ago from Tumblr - Party pause: have a safe but extremely happy and calorie-rich weekend. Did I mention safe? Good. Now SMASH this WEEKEND'S ASS.
more than 1 month ago from Twittelator



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