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my apologies to kyle10/29 by SC

I'm sorry that the previous set of pictures ("MY BEST IDEA EVER") weren't sparkly enough for you. I hope that the sparkle factor in the photo below is up to your sparkle standards.

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takashi! a different takashi!10/28 by SC

Attended the opening of the Murakami exhibit at the Geffen Contemporary at MOCA last night - it's a must-see. Some of the installations are insane, and there's a Louis Vuitton store IN the exhibit showcasing and selling the collabos Murakami has done over the past 5 years. And just when I thought the 30-foot tall LV camo on canvas had made my night, I notice a hustle-an-a-bustle to my left, and there stands Murakami himself, talking with Nigo and Pharrell. Running up on a pack of your personal heroes is no joke.

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will be worth 5800...dollar chips very soon10/27 by SC

My wisest purchase of the summer*:

Just one of many very very valuable items in my estate.

*just barely edges out the 4 pairs of fake RayBan Wayfarers

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an awesome joke i made up while sitting in traffic tonight that will surely make you the hit of every halloween party this weekend10/26 by SC

Q: Why are people from Portland accused of being overly meticulous?

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why everyone in america (including those in denver and boston) would be happier if the 2007 world series was an angels-mets matchup10/25 by SC

Socia Small Ball + Jose Reyes = 300 Million Free Tacos.

Literally amazing:
"If a base is stolen during regulation or extra innings play by any player for either team, Taco Bell will offer every person in the U.S. the opportunity to obtain one (1) free Crunchy Seasoned Beef Taco" 

 

 

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my best idea ever10/24 by SC

Sometime in 2005 I came up with an idea for the perfect tattoo. The design itself didn't matter, but the tattoo would be made of special ink: inside the black ink for the tattoo would be DIAMONDS.

Yes, diamonds. Grind them up, put them in the ink, and get to tattooin'. What you end up with is a shimmery, beautiful piece of art. Bling IN the skin, people called it.

Naysayers will say that shards of stone embedded into the skin may have negative repercussions, but to them I say: "whatever point you may have had is lost in your redundancy."

I'm pretty close to finishing up the paperwork on the patent for this, so don't go trying to steal it and claim it as your own.

In the meantime, I was delighted to find UNDFTD using this technology on their newest hoodie...in my opinion their hottest little piece to date (THEIR best idea ever...or this week, at least). I hope you can see the shimmery goodness:

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award winner!10/24 by SC

Weakest Blogger in the History of Blogs in the Blogosphere Which Encircles the Blogalaxy in the Blogiverse, Composed of Blogmatter Which Came from the Blig Blog Blang!

Turning this thing around, starting now!

-The soon-to-be former WBHBBWEBBCBWCBBB

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