WHAT DO YOU CALL THE "CAPTAIN OF R&B"?
Arrrrrrgh Kelly!
I really try to mix up the content, but Kells just won't stop. The "Same Girl" remix with T-Pain is epic (holy voice effects battle! "i call her bobblehead"? Michael Jackson impersonation at the end?), but I tried to restrain myself.
But then, this. The countdown to 8/21/07 begins...
DON'T DO IT

Sign on the left was made by someone who enjoys reading about magic, wizards, unicorns, and flying brooms.
Sign on the right was made by an adult.
WEARING THE 4-5
Been a minute...I considered retiring after the T.I. post, but not even my best friends found it funny or even clever, so I figured I'd pull a Jay-Z (I guested on other blogs around the Internet even though I was in retirement and also became CEO of Def Blogs, keeping busy lining up blogs for posting next quarter...).Anyway, I couldn't help but notice Tony's latest about "Asha." I wonder if that picture was taken before or after she did this to my leg:

Notice the high tan lines due to swimwear preference.
Ok. Back to Streetball and Making the Band 4 (come on Julius!).
-Scotty (went to Georgia Tech, loves some Waffle House)
PS. Happy Birthday Carleen!

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