My Friend Tony Just Joined My Gym...

My friend Tony just joined my gym after being a guest there for a while. He was really (too) excited that they knew him by first and last name when he walked in to sign up this morning, so I decided to go that extra mile and ordered Tony some flowers on behalf of Equinox thanking him for signing up. I was thinking Tony would laugh and thank me for the joke gesture, but to my amazement, he started to beam about the personal touch the staff provided just for him. Who sends flowers to someone for joining a gym? And what gym considers their members a "family?" And who signs something "fitness forever!!"? Flower pranks might be my new game. Oh, and since you're looking at this, Tony - now you know.