MY BUILDING MAKES A FIRE SOUND LIKE A MID-90S DANCE PARTY
It almost makes me think that, should there ever be a fire, it'd be like Tag Team playing a rave in the parking deck.
"What's that smell? Is that smoke? Boom-shaka-laka-shaka-laka..."
Another question - why must we evacuate at 90-degree angles? The second I hear the "whoop", I guarantee you I'm taking the hypotenuse straight outta here.
