"I'M IN A RACE"

I finally finished the full-length video of the "I'm In A Race" parody. Not sure if it's a low or a high point... Thanks again to Andy Grush for helping record the track. I wrote the lyrics and did the singing, but the song would have sounded like someone stepping on a child had Andy not sprinkled some magic dust on it.

Warning, this thing is pretty explicit (as is the original) - I mean, what else better to get fired up about and drop some f-bombs?



"I'm In A Race"
by Scotty Crowe

Aww sh*t! Get your Nikes ready, it's about to go down.

Everybody in the place hit the f*ckin' streets
But stay in the motherf*ckin' house

We runnin this, lets go

I'm in a race
I'm in a race
Everybody look at me cause I'm running in a race

I'm in a race
I'm in a race
Take a good hard look at the motherf*ckin race

I'm in a race motherf*cker take a look at me
Straight running real fast in my new Nikes
Running mad miles, wind blowing in my face
You can't stop me motherf*cker cause I'm in a race

Take a picture trick
I'm in a race b*tch
I'm drinkin grape gatorade cause I'm so sick
I got my head band
And my black tighties
I'm burnin calories, you at home in your tighty whities

I'm running a marathon
Eatin oranges and sh*t
The race is long, getting everybody to quit
Cause this ain't Forrest Gump
This is real as it gets
I'm in a race motherf*cker, don't you ever forget

I'm in a race and
I'm running fast and
I got a 13 year old I'm runnin' past and
I'm at the front of the pack, runnin' fast like a Kenyan
If you see my back, then you sho' ain't winnin'

Get the f*ck up
This race is real!

F*ck the gym, I'm in a race motherf*cker
F*ck treadmills, I run the streets motherf*cker
I'm in the race with my boys motherf*cker
My iPod nano make noise motherf*cker

Hey ma if you could see me shine
Arms spread wide as I cross the line
Gonna run the marathon in 1 hour, 9
Like Usain Bolt, anything is possible!

Never thought I'd run in a race
It sucks when my whole body's chafed
Prefontaine, look at me

Never thought I'd see the day
With a finish line coming my way
Believe me when I say
I pooped my pants!

I'm in a race
I'm in a race
Everybody look at me cause I'm running in a race

I'm in a race
I'm in a race
Take a good hard look at the motherf*ckin race


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(first posted at scottycrowe.com).