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Oh, Frogskins. The first love of my life. What was a sentimental purchase 2 years ago when they started the re-release has become a sad obsession (shoutout to KJ for pouring gas on the fire by hooking it up to the point of ridiculousness).

I'm still looking for Oakley to re-release that first pair I owned (purchased at Athletic Attic in the Glynn Place Mall along with some neon green Croakies, thank you very much), Speckled Grey frames with Purple Iridium Lenses. H-O-T. Just like the Sebagos, ankle socks, and stonewashed denim shorts I was prolly rocking on a daily basis. Yessir.