NUGGETS VS. LAKERS

I had the joy and pleasure of attending the Nuggets-Lakers game tonight at Staples. While the game didn't live up to the "A.I. vs Kobe!!" expectations, it was pretty awesome to watch my man with the black sleeve run up and down the court.
I know y'all like low-fi photos, so I snagged one of these:


I believe Iverson stole the ball from a certain #24 and made the fast break layup. Good stuff.
The Nuggets' other guard, though, is also incredibly entertaining. At 5'5", it's a trip just to watch him interact with the other players. I think he's only slightly bigger than that LSU lineman was at birth. But dude has game! So much that we decided his current nicknames ("The Double Digit Midget", "Li'l Vicious", and "Six Feet Under") didn't do justice.
So, I present to you a list of potential nicknames for Earl "(fill_in_the_blank)" Boykins:
"Tiny Answer" (hold me closer!)"Hollatcha""The Gearl""The Squirrel""of Duke""No, MY name is Earl""The Worm Getter""Muggsy Biggs""Baby Spud""Six Degrees" (it's a small world after all)"The Real Thing" (if it's not Micro Machines...)"The Electron""EarlPod nano""McNugget""Notorious T.I.N.Y.""Fast Forwar- I mean, Point Guard""Clark Kent" (think: hometown)"The Prayer" (he makes everyone look down)"The Ant" (weighs 133 and benches 315)"The Brain Stem" (small but mighty)"The Big Shot""Three" (a bit is minute, his #, 11, represented in binary is 3)"Atta""The Gameboy...Advance""Backstreetkins""Grande or Venti" (not tall)"The Man""Boxer Briefs" (he's under everything else)"Meets World""Ball Out Boy" (sugar, it's going in)"The Neutron" (think Jimmy)"Little Boykins Blue""Ken Jennings" (he has The Answer)"City High" (5'5" with brown eyes, smile like the sunrise)"Speed Limit""The Ring Bearer""Cinco de Mayo""The Haiku" (short and sweet...and 5-7-5)"Swaggered" (Merle Haggard?)