THE ANSWER

In honor of my favorite athlete of all time relocating to the Mile High City:



And - I've only owned two shirts in my entire life that featured an NBA logo. It appears that I knew, even back in 2003, there was something special about Denver (other than the obnoxious-colored logo I adored):



Mom, I've never smoked - we were in London and I stole one of dela's cigarettes to try to fit in with the cool kids. As you can see, I failed.

Anyway, see y'all a Staples on January 5, April 3, and April 7...

-Scotty