I HAVE A STRAW AND MY STRAW REACHES ACCCRROSSSSSSSSSS THE ROOM...

Oh no! The most tempting and delicious late night treat of all time (at least since 1927, just ask Danny Plainview!) sets up shop too close and too soon. The 1-2 punch of Hamburger Haven and Millions of Milkshakes within walking distance of my home will surely account for many, many hated Sunday mornings in the Summer of 2008. Because I surely, without a doubt, no question in my mind, will DRINK. IT. UP.

DRAINAGE!