IF NO ONE ELSE, AT LEAST I HAVE A GRAND TIME ENTERTAINING MYSELF.
actual email conversation with my buddy Benjamin:>> On 1/8/08 11:54 AM, "Scotty Crowe" wrote:>>>>> Gents ->>>>>> If you can let me know your predicted arrival time (for check-in) at the W>>> next week, I can make sure that the hotel is prepared for your arrival and>>> ensure that your rooms will be ready. Let me know when you can (if you>>> know) and I'll pass the schedule along to the hotel.>>>>>>>>> Best,>>> Scotty>>>> On 1/8/08 9:28 AM, "Ben" was all like:>>> Hey Scotty,>>>> My expected ETA for hotel check-in is 3pm on Tuesday the 15th. Upon>> arrival I will require the following:>>>> One copy of The Never-Ending Story>> One Wool Blanket (to read The Never-Ending Story under)>> One Kerosene Lamp (illumination for the reading of the Never-Ending Story)>> One Apple (to eat (including core) while reading The Never-Ending Story)>> Fresh Lilies>>>>>> Oh...and I would like to enter my room to the tune of "Axel F' played on a>> Casio SK5 keyboard.>>>> Please let me know if there are any issues regarding these requests.>>>> Thanks Scotty,>> Ben>>>> P.S. Seriously, thank you. Will I be seeing you there?
On 1/8/08 10:27 PM, "Scotty Crowe" was all like:
> Sir:>> Thank you so much for your time, I have advanced your requests with the hotel > and they are more than happy to oblige. A few notes:>> 1) The W was only able to locate a paperback version of the novel you > requested, I hope this will suffice. They also found a VHS copy of the movie > version, "Previously Viewed" but in excellent condition and will comp this > item to make up for the paperback. A Panasonic VCR will also be set up for > you in your guest room.>> 2) A bellman will be on hand to assist with the lighting and extinguishing of > the Kerosene Lamp.>> 3) A second bellman will be on hand to assist with the washing and > extinguishing of any bits of the apple you choose to not consume during your > read.>> 4) Upon doing a small amount of research, we found that you prefer lilies in > earth-tone palettes only and will have those picked and delivered at check-in > for you.>> 5) A third bellman, who goes by the name "Snedly", will play the requested > tune on the requested instrument, via closed-circuit television from another > area of the hotel and through your guest room tv, turned up to a volume level > of "11" so as to not physically disturb you as you enter the room.>> Please let me know if all of the above is to your liking. We are looking > forward to your arrival.>> Scotty>> PS - Seriously, no problem. I'm not making it up (as of right now)...but kill > it up there.>>
