GLOVES AND SPECIAL SAUCE

The number one must-have accessory of 2008 and something that will immediately change your life:






DRIVING GLOVES.

I'm not quite to the level of Jack Nicholson in As Good As It Gets, but I have to roll with a bottle of Purell in my back pocket these days - the OCD tendencies kick in when I have to touch door handles, elevator buttons, countertops, food, etc. I actually thought about Jack and decided to get some gloves as a preventative measure against germs.

But then, once I had them, there's nothing else I own that makes me instantly feel so cool. And I've got a lot of crap. A LOT. And, my definition of "cool" happens to be "chauffer-esque", so it all kind of works out.


But seriously, grab a pair (and then grab something else while wearing them) and feel the power!


PS: It's Thousand Island Salad Dressing, errebody knows it.