UNCOMFORTABLE AND UNFAIR

Tell me this hasn't happened to you -You're on a flight (just for the sake of this hypothetical, let's say you decide to slum it and fly commercial. Silly I know, but let's pretend). You put down your USA TODAY crossword puzzle and make your way down the aisle to the lavatory. (NOTE: You've made it a personal goal to keep as hydrated as possible on this flight and have consumed 3 litres of water since takeoff). It's occupied. You wait and wait...and wait and wait. No one else walks up, and you end up waiting for 7-8 minutes. When the lav' finally becomes vacant, let's just say it's not the most pleasant place to be on the plane. You enter anyway, holding your breath, and empty the 3L of water in about 90 seconds. When you exit, though, a line 4 people deep has formed (in that mere 90 seconds!), all waiting for the restroom, and it seems like you created the destruction that was in the lav' before you arrived. Wrong place, wrong time - you're holding the smoking gun. So now you're "that guy" on the plane. Congratulations: everyone hates you.Uncomfortable...and unfair.