AMSTERDAM, I WISH I WAS YOUR LOVER

Seriously, I got lost in Amsterdam. And for the record, I'm for the record. Really love the new one. I don't care if their fans hate me (remember the "Brian Rocks! Scotty Has Crabs!" sign?), I don't care if Ryan pretends he hates me, I love 'em.
I like to think of myself as a world traveler. Sort of a nomad, if you will. I pick up things when I travel, and I think I've learned some of the cardinal rules (Go Cards) of Amsterdam:
1) Bicycles outnumber people. There are enough bikes here for the population of China. I should know.


2) Everyone likes good "Hond in the Goot" every now and then.


3) Instead of Punk'd, celebrities get "Weggesleept".


4) I bet trains called "SnailTrams" are really fast. Hence, #1.


Ok, Tony Held is here telling me I'm late to dinner. More from Holland soon. We ARE in Holland, right? Sorry, I'm not good with traveling.
-Scottie B. Hawkins