THE POWER OF THE HYPHEN

"Grady Little resigns with Dodgers."
vs.
"Grady Little re-signs with Dodgers."

Use this to your advantage in the workplace. Think you might be getting fired? Throw in a "Oh, hey, just so you know, I heard about what's going on...and I've actually been contemplating re-signing. Yeah, so just get the papers over and I'll take care of 'em..." and so on and so forth.  The confusion'll buy you at least another 45 minutes.

Which, last time I checked, is another $4.39 (before taxes).

Just a little something from Uncle Scotts to help you ring in November.