MY BEST IDEA EVER

Sometime in 2005 I came up with an idea for the perfect tattoo. The design itself didn't matter, but the tattoo would be made of special ink: inside the black ink for the tattoo would be DIAMONDS.
Yes, diamonds. Grind them up, put them in the ink, and get to tattooin'. What you end up with is a shimmery, beautiful piece of art. Bling IN the skin, people called it.
Naysayers will say that shards of stone embedded into the skin may have negative repercussions, but to them I say: "whatever point you may have had is lost in your redundancy."
I'm pretty close to finishing up the paperwork on the patent for this, so don't go trying to steal it and claim it as your own.
In the meantime, I was delighted to find UNDFTD using this technology on their newest hoodie...in my opinion their hottest little piece to date (THEIR best idea ever...or this week, at least). I hope you can see the shimmery goodness: