WATCHING BABY EINSTEIN VIDEOS, LEARNING ABOUT SHAPES AND COLORS

Please let there be magic in Atlanta this Saturday that sends a certain unnamed team from South Bend, IN back home with a win-loss record of 0-1. Please let that magic come in the form of at least 2 amazing plays from a certain unnamed wide receiver who may or may not share the name of my favorite comic book character. Please let that magic last for an unspecified amount of time, perhaps a dozen or so games.
We may not have Touchdown Jesus, but I like the little baby Christmas Jesus more anyway. Cause we from the s'th.